Art of Wordplay

*This place sucks
-Good!
*Not good without you! When you come home I want to party at least one night, its more fun with the hottest smartest girl I know. I do a good job at flattery huh?
-Duh when you party with me you hang out with the hottest girls around. without me you hang out with a bunch of old delinquent geezers. I do a good job of telling the truth huh?
*I'm an old delinquent geezer too. I stay young because of you.
-You are who you hang around
*Then I'm the mayor!
-Mayor ass get blacker for going out
*Hey I'm bleaching it!
-It's beyond hope
*I'll see a plastic surgeon instead. He likes making me better! Stop banging on me
-I'm not. I don't bang ugly things. You know that.
*You making me self conscious. I'm so fagile
-Fag-ile is right
*Hey your being mean. Would you still love me if I was a fag
-Everybody loves fags
*I don't love queers. But I love lesbos.
-No wonder you hate yourself. Good thing ray is not your type. You'd make his ass red in the middle of the night
*Lol you are too funny!